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Military Intelligence

BobTheRealBob — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:53:36 CST

I fart, therefore I am.

As commander in Chief of the army of the Republic of Bob,with assistance from Colonel Sanders and Captain Crunch, I am hereby creating an office of military intelligence-not that we're REALLY sure who are enemies are,although I suspect it might either be Albania,or mobs of terrorist brussel sprouts.The office of Intelligence will be known as Bob Office Of Battlefield Intelligence and Evaluation,or B.O.O.B.I.E.

Official Stuff

BobTheRealBob — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:51:59 CST

This is the page where all the official stuff, like the National Anthem, Bird, Rock, and Pledge of Allegiance, etc.

Official Condiment: Ketchup

Official Bird: The Rubber Chicken

National Anthem: If I Could Fart Like My Dad - by Da Yoopers

Official Motto of B.O.O.B.I.E: I fart, therefore I am.

Pledge of Allegiance: I pledge allegiance to the Kingdom of Bob and to Ketchup, the greatest condiment in the world. One great sandwich, made by the sandwichmaker, with liberty and justice dispensed by Bob.

Home

BobTheRealBob — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:50:31 CST

Welcome to the Great, Grand and Glorious Republic of Bob!

I think the Beefalo and the Perfectly Normal Beast may have a lot in common...

As Close to Laws As We Come

BobTheRealBob — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:47:18 CST

New Rule # 1

Everyone must follow the Word of Bob. Since I am the Chief Sandwichmaker Sent From Bob and understand the Will of Bob, I have final veto power. Cavtrooper is Second-In-Command on such matters, but First in veto powers on all things to do with the Army of Bob. This creates a balance of powers.

Old Rule #1, Now #2

Until A different rule #1 comes along then this one will be #2. Simple, eh?

The Kingdom of Bob doesn't allow stupid people unless they wear their sign. However, if you do something stupid accidentally you only have to walk around with the sign for one day.

Another Rule

You should have read all five books in the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, by Douglas Adams. It won't help much but at least you won't be an uncultured bore (I spelt boor that way on purpose).

D.A.M.N. - Definitions, Acronyms, Meanings & Nuances

BobTheRealBob — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:45:33 CST

D.A.M.N.

Definitions, Acronym, Multidinous Nonsense

(The letter "S" in from of anything means "Standard" unless otherwise specified. Some terms should only start with "Standard.")

COON: Coffee Out Of Nose (Term is used to describe something that was humorous or shocking.) Also Coke Out Of Nose. See also DOON, MOON and SOON

DOON: Dew Out Of Nose (This would be Mountain Dew. Term is used to describe something that was humorous or shocking.)

lol: Little Old Lady Or slol

MOON: Milk Out Of Nose (Term is used to describe something that was humorous or shocking.)

scoh: Standard Crusty Old Hag

SOON: Soda Out Of Nose (Term is used to describe something that was humorous or shocking.)

spip: Standard Pen In Pocket

F. A. R. T. - Flatulence And Residuals Talk

BobTheRealBob — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:49:50 CST

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