New Rule # 1

Everyone must follow the Word of Bob. Since I am the Chief Sandwichmaker Sent From Bob and understand the Will of Bob, I have final veto power. Cavtrooper is Second-In-Command on such matters, but First in veto powers on all things to do with the Army of Bob. This creates a balance of powers.

Old Rule #1, Now #2

Until A different rule #1 comes along then this one will be #2. Simple, eh?

The Kingdom of Bob doesn't allow stupid people unless they wear their sign. However, if you do something stupid accidentally you only have to walk around with the sign for one day.

Another Rule

You should have read all five books in the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, by Douglas Adams. It won't help much but at least you won't be an uncultured bore (I spelt boor that way on purpose).